why you should leave husbands home while you shop for maternity clothes

in a maternity clothing store....

aldo: what are those?

pia: nursing tops... see the hooks that easily come off? easy access for breastfeeding.

aldo: hmm... i think we should have one of these... so even when you're sleeping, i'll just slip our son/daughter under you, unhook the thing, and then you can breastfeed while sleeping.

pia: err... since when have i become an automatic breastmilk dispenser???


hay... men talaga when they're in a maternity store too long.