she cracks me up

while inspecting our fridge: "mom i have no more rice pudding, you have to buy some."

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while looking at our new coffee table: "what is this?"
me: "it's called a coffee table."
after 2 minutes, amori: "where is the coffee?"

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on our way out one morning: "mom i did not bring my keys and wallet."
my thought bubble: i didn't know you had one. LOL

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me: "that's Barney's tail, amori. do you have a tail too?"
amori: "no, i don't have a tail, i have a bum-bum."



and she's only almost-3! i blame it on Barney, Sesame Street, and Hi-5. LOL